Taylor Swift gonna endorse Obama at the Super Bowl

Lisa from the title of the store Lisa Says Gah be like: Gah !!!!!!!!!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪😈😈😈😈

I am today years old

One problem w movies is sometimes when there are famous actors in them, it’s distracting. Like I’m watching poor things and I’m like “wait that’s emma stone she’s just pretending !!!”

Happy birthday to Taylor Swift, my number one closest friend and colleague !!!

Just got diagnosed w BPD (big personality disorder)

Ya know, I’ve been better and I haven’t been worse

I am in the top .01% of listening to women

Misandry is a beautiful name for a baby girl

I watch the show intervention almost every night and most of the addicts stories are like “my parents abandoned me etc.” but one guys was like “my choir teacher cheated on his wife”

My baby is gonna be born addicted to Diet Dr Pepper

Just found out Stacy Abrams is jj Abrams daughter

Happy 10 years to lorde’s pure heroine, the day that girls were invented !

This could be Jordan Peele’s Us but you playin

Woke culture has gone way too far. Y’all know Dixie Damilio? Yeah. It’s just Damilio now

Bro last night was a witty & irreverent comedy

yeah i'm a first responder. to her story

Contrary to what they might tell u, Jamba Juice is a sick place to just read a book and meet dope like minded ppl

One time my girlfriend said “I just gotta watch something quickly before we go to bed” and it was just a camera roll slide show on her phone