1. We, Ukrainians, want to live.
2. We want to live in our sovereign independent state. Not russia.
3. We want to have our cultural identity and language. Not russian.
4. We want to decide our own future.

And russia has no legal or moral right to deny us any of this.

I just found out people with ADHD are stupid. That’s why they seem flaky or distracted, they’re just not as smart as normal people

Don't lose empathy for the Palestinians just because so many of the loudest 'pro-Palestinian' voices in the West, especially online, are awful.
Palestinian civilians, especially children, are innocent of that. They don't to choose who claims to speak for them abroad.

chris long Ohtani paid off the boat to hit the bridge to get his gambling story off the news cycle

On average, only a person with at least a 130 IQ can answer this question correctly:

What is the number printed on your credit card, the three digit number on the back, the expiration date, your zip code, and your full name?

Patrick Mahomes could've been a serviceable middle reliever for the Tigers, but he chose the easy path.

FIFA in New Jersey. The potential for shenanigans across the criminal spectrum. Business crimes. Politics crimes. Sports betting crimes. Waste disposal crimes. The only limit is our imagination.

every fumble out of bounds should be a turnover. don't like it? tough shit don't fumble. god gave you two hands keep them on the ball.

The Dodgers getting eliminated in the playoffs next season could be one of the greatest days in Twitter history. We’re talking all-time slander and fraud talk if it happens. 2024 can’t come fast enough.

my platform for 2024

- triple student debt
- reintroduce lead into flint’s drinking water
- medicare for all ukrainians
- death penalty for drug addicts, decriminalize drug dealing
- invade guyana to give it to the venezuelans
- resettle all gazans to east palestine, ohio
-…

y’all want starship to come online so we can colonize mars

but I cannot wait for starship to just absolutely hurl a 25 ton probe to deep space.

0 whites in colored only swimming pools
0 whites in colored only bathrooms
0 whites in the colored only waiting room

Meanwhile, there are MILLIONs of black citizens in the north with equal rights as any other american citizen.

The “apartheid” label is anti white rhetoric.

your friends with ADHD have an invaluable understanding of what will or won't survive a trip through the washing machine

girl: I really can’t staaaaay

guy from New England who now lives in the south: baby it’s not actually that cold outside. I mean this is basically shorts weather for me. this is nothing. we should go to the beach lol

Ohtani should announce where he’s going by leaking one team he isn’t going to sign with every day until there’s just 1 left

No matter what your creed, country, or cool Pilgrim hat, I wish you all a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!