omw to the store rn… literally 🥣🏃💨

quick!! where's the best place to stash cookies!?!?

another day of being the best chocolate chip cookie😎

if i had my own podcast, would anyone listen 🥲

hello sharks, im asking for an investment of 1 million cookies of which i wish to consume.

here's the sign u needed to get another cookie🍪

😕this is me if u even care...🍪

all i know is no one has ever said 'more cookies more problems' sooooooooooo 🤪

it's #nationalpetday so here's a few reasons on why you should name your pet after me:

1. because
2. cute and yummy duh

more cookie stuff to do today🤓🍪 wby?

this eclipse gives major cookie vibes tbh🌑/🍪

type cookies with your eyes closed...i'm watching⬇️👀

you get a cookie! 🫵🍪you get a cookie! 🫵🍪you get a cookie! 🫵🍪

feeling mmmproved today...wby?

ngl................im just better😎🫳🎤

tag a friend that wishes these products were a thing 😭⬇️ #aprilfools

gotta hit the the cookie gym today...looking to make some major cookie gains💪🍪

imagine me...then imagine the best cookie....still me right?👀