Managed to book for this year's The London Palladium panto. Last year's was spectacular and I love a bit of Robin Hood. Can't wait to see Julian Clary shoot his arrow all over the stage.

I love this cat but he doesn’t respect deadlines.

Not watching the football but I assume it’s all gone swimmingly.

I’ve just been photographed as an example of the RHS making an effort to create spaces for autistic people. Which is nice, but all I’ve done is find a quiet corner to read a Doctor Who book.

Oh, wait… hang on…

Estelle has just watched a talk on house plants by Tinie Tempah.

I’m at the RHS Urban Flower Show in a warehouse in Manchester. Imagine Blade Runner populated by middle-class pensioners in cagoules.

Having a day out today and already very tired. You'll probably find me drooling and comatose in the corner of a Manchester warehouse later by lunchtime.

This is simple and affecting. Oscars, take note of how to do it properly.

Crikey! Hadn't expected the #OlivierAwards to be so emotional. Joy at seeing the wins for Operation Mincemeat and Mark Gatiss 💙 and tears at unexpectedly seeing Liz Knowles remembered. Theatre is amazing.

Joined Costco. Blimey. I now have lots more cheese than I really should have.

Blimey. This is going make it weird watching the rest of #MeetTheRichardsons (it's one of my favourite shows)

A rare Live Music gig tonight, seeing Barenaked Ladies in Manchester. They were very good, but Stephen Page’s 2022 gig was better.

Honestly thought he might have been to the cinema before this year.

Don’t know much about football, but I’m guessing Matt Le Tissier took a few too many headers?

Watched the Steve (Martin) documentary over 2 nights. It's good stuff. Insightful, revealing, and very warm.

I see #TheRegime starts on Sky this week, in which the lead character runs a failing European country that is unravelling in the corridors of power. I just don't know where they get their ideas for this stuff...

I recommend this show! Went down a storm here on Friday.

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A delight to listen to the return of #FridayNightIsMusicNight (now on BBC Radio 3). Just the thing for a lazy Sunday lunchtime.

Wow.