Republicans against Trump Perhaps go to Georgia instead of golfing…or just wait until you face Fani Willis in court. 🤣

Trump: “It's a disgrace. In the meantime, I’m stuck. I’m here instead of being in Georgia…All the different states that we want to be in, we’re not able to be there because we’re stuck at this trial.”

Cry harder, Don

Kyle Griffin I hope everyone is having a great day

Team Joe 💙

Kyle Griffin Summary:

After sẹx with Trump, Daniels felt shakèn, hurriedly left, and claims Trump didn't request confidentiaiity regarding their encounter.

Stormy Daniels says after she had sex with Trump, he said, 'Oh, it was great. Let’s get together again, honey bunch.'

She says it was hard to dress because her hands were shaking so hard. 'I just left as fast as I could.'

Daniels says Trump did not ask her to keep their sexual…

Trump’s lawyer moved for a mistrial based on Stormy making editorial comments with her testimony. The judge denied the motion, and said something that won’t make Trump happy - that Blanche should’ve objected more & he would’ve stopped her. But he didn’t. meidastouch.com/news/trumps-tr…

Holy sh*t

Stormy Daniels just testified that Trump showed her a photo of Melania, and when Stormy said she's beautiful, Trump responded: 'We don’t even sleep in the same room.'

Kristi Noem continues her futile and counterproductive book tour because she is under the mistaken impression that no matter what she does or did the MAGA cult will blindly excuse it, when that rule only applies to Trump.

Gutting Our Public Post Offices: Oh What Joy!
JIM HIGHTOWER
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Last night, Trump reposted a meme with a fake quote by his former Wharton professor calling Trump 'the smartest student I ever had.'

Here’s what Professor Kelly actually said about Trump: “‘Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had!’” 

Kelly also said that Trump…

Mueller, She Wrote I was just telling my wife earlier that her testimony describes coercive rape. From my pov, that was rape and I bet he’s done it to hundreds of women.

I think it's important that we don't miss what Stormy is testifying to. He invited her to dinner. There was no dinner. She wanted to leave. He stood between her and the door. He told her that her career and future depended on her having sex with him. He didn't use a condom.…

Can we all just step back for a moment? From the perspective of my generation, Trump would not be a candidate EVER, 2016, EVER. WTF are we doing as a society to be even considering this Turd as a candidate for dog catcher? We have normalized this to the point absurdity. Insane!

Personally I don’t think Stormy’s testimony was graphic at all. I’m not sure why some people are so offended. I was more offended by watching Trump mock a disabled man and listening to him brag about being able to sexually assault women. I just find him offensive period.

Art Candee 🍿🥤 If Trump goes to jail for violating the gag order, can he bring along the silk pajamas Stormy Daniels said he wore during his alleged sexual encounter with her?

In case you missed it, Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday that NYC’s Department of Corrections and Rikers are “ready” if Judge Merchan throws Mr. Trump in jail for breaking the gag order.

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This Just In: Flynn Family Subpoenas
According to members of disgraced former Trump advisor Michael Flynn’s family, 20 subpoenas allegedly have been served so far
HEIDI SIEGMUND CUDA
MAY 7

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Despondent After Learning Jesus Was Jewish
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Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) Two tiered

Mr. Spock 🖖 (Commentary) It's really rough trying to keep the faith - especially as nobody has bothered to stop Cannon from blocking the trial of the century.
I know Dems care about the rule of law - and we should! But we're all so fucking tired of taking a pillow to a knife-fight.