My mom, my dad, and I are all going to the same concert tonight. This is a meaningfully different sentence from “My mom, my dad, and I are all going to a concert together tonight.”

Cringe is awkwardsauce for the 2020s

Decided I’m done having emotional needs. From here on out, I’ll just have sick-ass ideas instead.

so, thing is, I just took my first shot of T at my doctor’s office and went to text the boys but apparently something more exciting had happened? rude?

My favorite part was the emergency alert warning us that we’d already experienced an earthquake

Crazy that we haven’t gotten an indie darling film yet where the state of the main character’s scrub daddy was a metaphor for their emotional deterioration

Opening a chip bag in public may be crazy loud, but then you get to go to the quiet, discreet part where you chomp the chips

I have no respect for people who are only goofy once a year

Any time a cis person is like “I said the most gender-affirming thing to them,” it’s gonna be followed by the most textbook microagrsssion you’ve ever heard

Sorry for that shit I said yesterday when I was feeling grateful, man.

Sharing this special from everyone’s sweet beautiful friend, Jay Agbon. I don’t know how you honor a life so fucking full of humor and joy and beauty. But I know we are all so lucky to have known you Jay. Art is long, life is short. Hug your friends 💛

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And sharing his memorial fund to help support his family. Rest well, Jay. I am putting out an extra beer for you, you can get me back for it next time as always 🩷

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Kristen Stewart them photos oh shit thought this was the search bar

They should invent a Northampton that’s within an hour’s commute from New York

Noo don’t be sexist to me it gives me dysphoria

Don’t start a sentence “Neve Campbell has come out” if you’re not gonna end it there.

The closest I had to the sex talk was that sometimes, when we were watching Girls, my mom would pause to tell us “that’s aberrant behavior”

Next to every like button should be a like* button for things that are mostly cool but have one thing super wrong with them

“There are plenty of fish in the sea.”

Yeah, but not her.

This skin fade that my barber gave me may be too tough for my vibe, but it’s exactly the right amount fuzzy for my vibe