Clive Wismayer ๐ช๐บ๐ฒ๐น ๐ณ๐ฑ ๐ฅช
@CliveWismayer
Retired ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ & ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ lawyer & Brexile. Politics, history, law. Bitter & twisted.
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25-03-2013 10:49:41
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Dear customers
We have hit some choppy ๐ฆ ๐ & the ๐ฉ has now hit the fan ๐. Would you mind awfully shelling out 40% more so we can bale out ๐ our bondholders? We solemnly promise to fix your pipes by 2050 under a prog. scheduled to start in 2049 ๐
theguardian.com/business/2024/โฆ
The things women canโt do (until it turns out they can) now include being a bigger draw than their male counterparts in a major sport. Women also canโt:
โข fly planes
โข drive trains & trucks
โข pole vault or run marathons
โข read the news
โข vote
โข etc
theguardian.com/sport/2024/aprโฆ
Pies, testosterone shots ๐ซค, fitness, recruitment & dental scrubs.
Iโm going with pies.
#apprentice
Meaning Jacob Rees-Mogg in favour of permanently unilaterally favouring the EU (their exporters) over ours..& smugglers.
Just letting the deregulated & uncontrolled crap flood the UK market!
Which will also fuck GB *exports*, from a now untrusted, deregulated bandit county GB