do you trust this lady?

i am begging this account to delete this video of me. it was a traumatic & embarrassing moment that i do not wish to relive.

oh ninki

i am on *my period!

*a horse

i am now a 3th grade teacher. here are my classroom rules:

1.) our hall pass is a baby carrot; not to be confused with the regular sized Bathroom Carrot; the carrot we all must take with us to the bathroom.

2.) if u have a question, google it dork im busy as shit

coming to midwest & east coast! feel old yet?

if someone 20 years ago told me that one day i would host an outside talk show & Bugs Bunny would show up & interview strangers with me &
also gift me a Bugs Bunny toy which promotes the new Space Jam, i would say “yes that is the plan”

this guy hates his wife

a Marvel origin story for “Cuck Slayer”

what i would do

🚨BIG NEWS!🚨

im not in this photo at all

Time to unearth this again

on this podcast, writers for The Onion try to convince me to sell “Ninki Minjaj” as an NFT, and then i pitch them some perfect business ideas. you love this!

a garage sale maniac