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I know you don't follow me for food tweets (most of mine are about stuffing cashews down my gullet before what I thought was an imminent arrest so as not to be hungry in jail)...BUT

I must stress again how good @ColinHagendorf's Macosa Trattoria in Bed Stuy is. Run don’t walk!!

Perry Shall @ColinHagendorf might be this?! depop.com/products/linus…

@ColinHagendorf And me!!!

@ColinHagendorf I saw like 2 minutes of that movie on daytime tv when I was a kid and went my whole life thinking it was some kind of erotic masterpiece on the same level as showgirls & finally watched it last year… so surprised how terrible it actually was

@ColinHagendorf planet julie !!!!!!!!

@ColinHagendorf glad you can finally see the light

@ColinHagendorf stasis baby I got lipstick 💄 💋 stamps on my passport

@yrfriendmatthew 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕲𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓 @ColinHagendorf Presumably obligatory:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCdG6K…

@ColinHagendorf Hearty White Probably should see if you can get that therapy session rescheduled for about 4:45.

@ColinHagendorf Also I can’t resist an opportunity to quote Sara & Ryan Youthcode
“Don’t forget the snuggle! Don’t forget the sheets!” <3

@ColinHagendorf ...that’s exactly where i got mine lmao this IS jap culture

@ColinHagendorf Probably cuz he doesn’t want to be held acCOUNTable

@ColinHagendorf I had to do this:
youtu.be/XrPI9sX3oos

@ColinHagendorf Post-covid the bed stuy home depot could become the next great DIY venue

@ColinHagendorf No. way worse to share toilet paper that grazes other poopy fingertips

@ColinHagendorf A hardcore band from New Brunswick put out an album called Ouroboros and a dude was like “Yo, your new album Our Bros is fucking tight.”

@ColinHagendorf no that one might be safe