For those that worked with me in our MP’s office and know our numbers .. anyone thinking that perhaps they have missed a zero on this calculation? Maybe its a per month thing?

As we break for Christmas, my team and I have pushed our total of recovered cash for constituents to £105,691.56.

Many thanks to The Fife Free Press team and Allan Crow for their outstanding support of my Kirkcaldy-based constituents throughout the year

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People show you who they are - and minutes after a mass shooting of students clever Joey here shows us exactly the stuff he is made of! Sh*t Joey - you are made of sh*t!

Tonight we eat chachouka .. and pray for our friends in war zones everywhere.

PMSL - one of my Old Dears about the Hamilton By Election and the media coverage of the new Labour MP. “Jeezie Peeps - it’s no the second coming it’s just their second MP!” She’s no wrong!

State of this - the utter state of this!

Holy crap - except for the window that could be backstage at Madame JoJo’s .. or the Windmill - hope its the windmill XX

Somebody get this on a t shirt and every election flyer we print.

credit. Stephen Flynn parliamentary office.

Ps. He’s a genius

#SirKidStarver

Well I don’t know about you - but this explains a heck of lot!!!

Not only a TERF … but sexist to boot! So … she hates all women?

Just had a wee blocking spree - the British nationalists are spitting feathers aren’t they - or are they? Most of the accounts I just blocked are BillyNoMatesRandomNumbers …. Glad to see that no-one has even attempted to engage with them - block and move on I say X

Job One IndyPals .. the most superb block list of the month!!!

Girding my loins to watch QT in the rec room later …. But from what my European pals tell it was England in all its bigoted and racist glory? Will I need vodka?

Crap - fundraising tablet has bitten back!! IYKYK

OMFG - sorry England … but you are on your own!

It's nice of these London based political parties coming up to Scotland to tell us how they'll use our resources to make the UK green again at the expense of Scots

Not one of them has suggested upgrading the National Grid to a level that would support Green energy

An independent report by the Centre for the Study of Corruption found Johnson's administration was 'more corrupt than any UK government since the Second World War', and that there was an 'absolute failure of integrity at Number 10'

Gentlemen of twitter, happy to discuss politics, happy to debate policy - convince me if you can to change my mind on the independence issue. But if your arguments fall short it’s not MY FAULT! I’ve done my research you do yours! And your “intimidating” dic pics are anything but!

When you wonder why your timeline is a Brit Nat, ALBA and TERF cess pit and you realise that you are on the wrong Twitter feed …. WHEW!!!