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ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛ / ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇʀ / ꜰᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴀɪʀʟɪɴᴇ ᴘɪʟᴏᴛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʙʟᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴀᴠɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ & ɢᴀᴍɪɴɢ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘽𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙊𝙣𝙡𝙮: ᴀʟᴇx@ᴄᴘᴛɴᴀʟᴇx.ᴄom

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Absolutely INSANE fucking behavior from a bunch of edgelords who run the dbrand account.

I never understood the “be an asshole” persona of the brand, it’s always made me avoid them.

Ya’ll make fucking stickers for a living, get a grip

dbrand is a racist company. Full Stop.

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This is so funny because Aang, Katara, and Zuko all have official LEGO mini figs that look nothing like these.

Granted, it’s been like 15 years and LEGO has changed a lot in that time.

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Hey @doordash have you considered just paying your drivers more instead of passing that responsibility on to your customers?

Why was the recommended tip 27% 🥴

To tell your customers “tip more or our drivers might not accept your order” is absolutely WILD

Hey @doordash have you considered just paying your drivers more instead of passing that responsibility on to your customers? Why was the recommended tip 27% 🥴 To tell your customers “tip more or our drivers might not accept your order” is absolutely WILD
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We finished Princess Peach Showtime the other night and it’s a fantastic game!

It’s more fresh and original than anything else that has come out of the Mushroom Kingdom universe since Luigi’s Mansion!

That being said, the game isn’t perfect and has its flaws, but is still fun!

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Because of my busy schedule, I typically stick to a very rigid set list of designs that I know sell well at shows and online.

Rarely do I have time to make new designs.

Well, I’ve made a new design. Here’s my latest masterpiece that I’m very, very proud of:

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“Hey You, Pikachu!” but it’s made for millennials and Pikachu is just a therapist and sits there while you tell them your problems and at the end of every session he just gives you a really cute picture of a different Pokémon curled up sleeping like a cat

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Conversations with a toddler…

2 y/o: “Why is this controller charging?”

Me: “It’s not, it’s just plugged in because back in the day it had to be plugged into the console to use it. Now they’re wireless and Bluetooth”

2 y/o: “And green tooth”

Me: “Yeah, and green tooth 😑”

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