It's pelting down outside...

tense to the last

Do your balls hang low,
Do you swing 'em to and fro,
Do you tie 'em in a knot,
Do you tie 'em in a bow,
Do your balls hang low?

A community service announcement to all the married men out there.

Ladies, this is your competition.

Lift your game!

I think it's a bit moist out.

I'm a professional voyeur.

Please @afl

They're over 5 goals up.

Can we please have a free kick?

#AFLTigersPort

#AFLTigersPort

Ports bad kicking is umdoing all the umpires good work.

I think they're fucked.

This explains why Hamas has failed so badly thus far.

internet, do your thing.

I just made a homemade vegan burger too!

I usually flush mine though.

Too gutless to allow replies because she knows her argument is just that weak.

Every day.

Update! The dodgy electoral reforms we covered in a recent Honest Govt Ad are moving ahead. So now's the time to have lots of eyes on this to ensure proposed reforms are conducted with max public scrutiny - so that they work for democracy, not to entrenchy the 2-party duopoly 👀

It's time to welcome back RealTime's own award show, The #CojonesAwards ! The award recognizes those who, at the risk of their reputations and livelihoods, have fought against cancel culture.