i’m not flirting i am fucking polite

People that make you fall in love with life are the people to love.

Fiona is back on top! Cincinnati's world-famous hippo was voted the Best Cincinnatian by CityBeat readers five years in a row until Joe Burrow toppled the Queen of the Queen City last year. We still think Joe is cool. 😎 ow.ly/nl7F50Rej3E @bengals

Wow. A lot of people hate orange juice.

Trying to save the world all by yourself there, handsome?

Nutrition and Fitness.

Find something you enjoy.
Then it’s repeatable.

No point doing keto if you absolutely hate every second of it.
Same with your exercise modality.

Find something you get some enjoyment from.

It will help.

50 Cent: I took 9 shoots

Diddy: I took hundreds of back shots

50 Cent: from a gun?

Diddy:….

50 Cent: from a gun right?

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I’m so glad y’all argue in my replies. Like really that’s what I want to read. Your opinion. It’s all you’re entitled to. I don’t have to like it though 🥰

Enjoy this moment. You may never get another like it.

Her ass is so fat and pretty I want to bite it like an apple

it makes you ache or it doesn’t. you don’t get to choose, only feel.

wanna pin you to the wall & stare at you like you’re abstract art

Tell me you want to sit on my face without telling me you want to sit on my face.

she so fine even when she wrong she's right

Fuck

The timing
The circumstances
The dynamic
The anticipation
The situation
The temporary result

Sometimes you have to say fuck it to truly find what it is you’re searching for

My sweet side is oh so sweet.

But my freaky side, ooh yeah my freaky side.

I love you infinity plus infinity times ten bitch

A child growing up in the U.S. is more likely to have a pet than a live-at-home father.

getting prettier as a coping mechanism