My old boss did a lot of stupid things, like, proper mental, but the funniest was when he was on the roof of our shop, and looked like he was about to leap the 6-foot distance to one of the other buildings.

I said, 'Jim, there's no way you'll make that jump.'

There's a joke from Ancient Sumeria 4,000 years ago that goes, 'A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one.' We don't know what it means.

That's what this is.

Imagine being so wrong that the police department which *bombed its own city* turns you down

'none of these words are in the bible' neither are 'Knockout Transsexual Dame' but that doesn't mean it's not holy scripture i have undying faith in

hey Dante from the Devil May Cry™ series what day is it today?

I think Wizards should take a page from my book if they want to make a silly Secret Lair and make Thicc Cards.

I kinda want to ground magic in an understandable way. Since often times I see magic being flung around willy-nilly.

and the way I see it.

wizards are nerds.
warlocks have a phone in their sleeve.
sorcerers are on the spectrum

The Sonic Heroes Rule: if you have any trio of characters, you can fit them into Speed, Fly and Power roles

20899.

20936.

have you ever just gotten so moved by a piece of artwork that it makes you emotional about all of the beauty in the world?

“racism is why your allergies are so bad” sounds like a crackpot conspiracy theory until you connect the dots that city planners planted only male trees so they wouldn’t bear fruit, which would attract poor (disproportionately Black) people, so now:

WAY too much pollen in cities

For no reason in particular, here's a few books by trans WOC (who, unlike a certain famous white author, are not Zionists).

congratulations, Mr and Mr “The Hedgehog ”

#sonic #Knuckles #sonknux

Transitioning from a boy who's a massive failure into a girl who's also a massive failure is honestly one of the best decisions I made in my life

THE HAPPY99 PVP demo is out. Grab a friend/enemy and become 1337 h4x0rz and try to steal confidential data from each other's new computers.
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Weird that Tesla is laying off 10% of their workforce when many of their problems could be solved by only laying off 1 guy