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#ZeldaAtTheMovies

Behold, a Catmas miracle
Has set the world agog
I fell asleep against the wall
And now I'm a yule log

Happy Catmas friends. May you spend it surrounded by the ones you love, enjoying lots of mulled wine and mince flies 🐾

I stand before my audience
The lively crowd ascends
I open with a rousing speech
To all my made-up friends

Aboard HMS Zelda
You'll sail the seven rugs
We'll take on twists and loop piles
While fuelled by household bugs

I did a massive hairball
I did it just for fun
My humans didn't clean it
And now I have a son

The spooky day has cometh
I'll lie low day and night
But if a foot may passeth
I will begin to fight

I do a think
My body stops
A brain cell shakes
And then it pops

Curious Zelda Der Schrei von Zelda

The night arrives
I need to sleep
Not long until I'm dreaming
But there's a sound
It's back again
My own internal screaming

Adopt my child immediately!

Curious Zelda I tried to read your rhyming lines
Which led to much frustration
Until I tried to realign
My eyes’ orientation!

¡pǝq ǝɥʇ ɟɟo ƃuᴉƃuɐɥ ɯ,I
pǝuᴉlɔǝɹ ʇou ɯ,I 'pǝlooɟ ǝq ʇ,uop
¿pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ʇlᴉʇ noʎ uɐɔ ɹO
punoɹɐ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ noʎ uɐƆ

*Zipper Noises*

Curious Zelda We have a fearless feline,
She taunts the dog some more-
She always is the winner,
As long as there’s a door.

The people made me famous
I gloated without shame
My head is now enormous
My brain remained the same

Curious Zelda TOASTALITY!

My mother raised me on her own
Indeed my father fled
I didn't know him well except
He was a loaf of bread

They warned me not to park here
I went against their will
They served me with a ticket
I had to foot the bill

I went into a shoebox
To find out what was trendy
I ate up the laces found inside
And now I am all bendy