For all you precious little snowflakes that can’t handle two things coinciding on the same day.

New MAGA tagline:

“Everything’s a conspiracy when you’re fucking stupid.”

Personal Finance Twitter is really really dumb.

USA: 0
France: 1

Democrats are unrealistic idealists.
Libertarians are babies.
Republicans are all-or-nothing extremists.

But hey, the economy’s doing OK!

Watching MAGA getting triggered over the Superbowl, a single football game, is remarkably cathartic.

It’s becoming really difficult to convince anyone that the Republican party is little more than the name of a Trump cult.

Kinda fun to watch #MAGA implode in real time

Until the human race, as a species, has a difficult time reproducing, I’m not going to bat an eye at people wanting to exercise their bodily autonomy to end unwanted pregnancies early on. #prochoice

Lol, immediately before he failed to engage with the topic and then blocked me. How fucking brave.

Bryan here doesn’t realize that he’s making a comparison to people who are already born, developed, in most cases mature, and that aren’t reliant on someone else’s fucking uterus.

Literally no one asks this when asking someone how far along their pregnancy is.

And just like that… #BoycottColorado dropped off the trending list.

Way to stick to your guns, clowns.

🤣🤣🤣

The “fuck your feelings” crowd is certainly having a lot of them lately.

Can’t make this shit up, folks.

Benny, forgetting how write-ins work in order to get attention at the expense of analytical thought. Benny Johnson

And just like billboards, you’re a fucking eyesore.

When you try to be clever but just publicly reaffirm your inability to analyze a concept.

This happens to Wendell probably 6x/day

This is a really interesting way of informing people that you have to crowdsource things that are easy to research on your own. That, or you’re happy with displaying ineptitude in public.

Every religious cult believes the other religions are “cults”, or at the very least, “misled”.

Atheists and non-religious people recognize they’re all cults.