Real talk: we know he paid her $130,000 as a hush money payment but please tell me she was paid WAY more than that to actually have sex with that monster.

Hahahahahahahaha good.

When someone says, ‘He’s not nearly orange as I thought he would be. He was more yellow. Yellow and looked really bored’… it’s not a compliment.

Imagine applauding killing women and forcing girls to have their rapists babies.

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Fuck this guy. Actually don’t because lord knows he won’t let you get an abortion if you need one.

What’s the over under on Trump even knowing where his son goes to high school?

Perfect tweet. No Notes.

Every report on Trump said he was watching Fox News and tweeting all night and often didn't get to work during his presidency until 11 am. He's not changing his sleeping patterns and he can't have 10 diet cokes in the courtroom. He's going to fall asleep every. single. day.

Full chorus!

🎶 Sleepy Don, what’s that bronzer you have on? Could it be a darker orange from days gone by? And did I hear them say, you were sleeping in court today, you can’t make yourself look sadder if you tri-ied.’🎶

🎶Sleeeepy Don, what’s that bronzer you have on?🎶

I can’t believe this is still up after 3 hours (even though it’s been screen shot countless times for evidence). This is a crime, Clay.

This is huge. And trust me, that’s not what she said.

Well this one actually did age well. 🔥🔥🔥

When I say I laughed OUT LOUD! 🤣

People who let hotel doors slam before 7am on a Sunday morning, should have a special place in hell.

Just when I think I couldn’t love Stormy Daniels more…🤣🤣🤣

May the son of a bitch burn in hell.

Okay I’ll say it. Until this morning, I didn’t even know OJ was still alive.