Kenyan Public Universities Can Reinvent Themselves

Starting 2005 to 2015, Kenyan public and private universities had their boom era, raking billions upon billions of cash, from self-sponsored students. It was unprecedented.

Kenyan students had spent billions abroad, in Uganda

Church pick up line;

'How did God make us in His own Image but you are the best looking person here...?'

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The rain did that thing in Parkland today.

I only read the bible on days that begin with the letter 'T'

Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Sometimes Today or Tomorrow.

#Borrowed

There are FIVE GOSPELS: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John then YOU!

Most people won't read the first four but they'll read YOU.

The General's children are going to change the world!!!
Wow!!!!!
Dear you, don't have kids if you're not going to be present!

I am in a season where my kids keep telling me I am wrong quite a lot. Yet they depend on me for food, shelter, clothing,... Etc

Some of the best books in the bible were written by a man who killed Christians.

This guy forgave himself and moved on.

Brother, sister, forgive yourself and move on.

Weh!

What a drive by Lewis and a great job by the Team! P2 in the Shanghai Sprint 👏

We can confirm that yesterday Mandisa was found in her home deceased. At this time we do not know the cause of death or any further details. We ask for your prayers for her family and close knit circle of friends during this incredibly difficult time.

So a genuine question... When should we expected the car spare parts that drowned to ship to Kenya for repairs... I am expecting a call from my Mech, 'Ile part imepatikana'

Why isn't holy water used as a vaccine?

My kids: Wait! What? I think it's worth a.... SHOT!

Me: Noooo... It's cause we can't take the Lord's name in... VEIN!

#DadJokes

I walk around with a HB-66 don't you dare me....!

IYKYK

Lollipops 🍭 are so weird.

You flavour your own saliva then you swallow it.

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Waiting for a statement from Hon Ababu-Namwamba, EGH🇰🇪 concerning the Kenyans who let the Chinese guy who won his home race.

NI deni tunalipa ama ni table banking?

When you listen to music are you are?

That Sunday afternoon nap is slapping sooo hard....

Avoid These Kidney Damaging Habits...

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I am busy cooking for my kids.

My kids: Dad, have I ever told you I love your cooking?

Me: Brushing & humbled. 😌😌😌

My kids: Then why do you keep on cooking?

Me: 🤯😡🤣