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Strong borders of DPRK prevents entry of miscreant hipsters and vagabonds seeking riches.

Comforting daily vegetative fugue provides momentary escape from fear of perpetual vegetative fugue.

“Dune” is latest degenerate US film is which a young homosexual (played by 80’s bass legend Sting) consumes hallucinogenic drugs at behest of his prostitute mother and joins Islamic Militia.

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Hungarian public toilet attendants enter fourth week of general strike, hardening their nipples in defiance.

Coin operated two-seat Russian outhouses popularized in impoverished southern United States.

National anthem at Super Bout of American Football game partially sung by beloved Georgian Trollop.

King Charles diagnosed with being English

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Hidden panel in US Capitol reveals secret offices of subversive foreign agent Nimbra, sworn enemy to popular warlord Donald Trump.

Launch of deep space nuclear drone celebrated!

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Kentucky man releases Stupidity Manifesto.

Thunderbirds are go.

Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un celebrates birthday aiding beleaguered Russian allies caught in Stalingrad pocket with supply airdrop.

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