Feeling Normal

The rest are replies that should remain unreplied

I am a notorious I Don’t Eat at Parties guy and last night ate more at a party than I have at all cumulative parties in my life I think

We’re on our way to a real wacky air Bud ass country, “there’s no rule against running for president while you’re in jail”

Read a comment that said “what are you even trying to influence here” and almost dropped my dang phone

The only thing more frustrating than doing Dumb Brand Work is watching other brands do the stuff those dumb brands turned down 5 years earlier

There’s a few real clunkers in this drafts folder, gotta get these outta here:

3-21 yikes

Was really hoping the white Sox would win today so they could be 4-20

Do they know something we don’t or do they not know anything the rest of us do

A BAPE store opening in the Gold Coast in the year 2024 what is going on man

I’m told they’re rebooting Fantasy Island and the first episode is about somebody who wishes they were a baseball player and ends up on the 2024 Chicago White Sox

All 31 other NFL managers gotta collude to make sure this new dome has exactly 69,999 seats so there’s not even a chance they might have to go play a Super Bowl in Chicago

Hosting a Super Bowl in Chicago is just unreasonably cruel on a number of different levels

Would be very funny if they end up building a dome here when one of the best things about going to the Super Bowl is not being in Chicago at the beginning of February