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The Dad Joke Man

@DadJokeMan

Jokes, puns & funny stuff which makes me laugh & hopefully others too! Not always original, just trying to get through life with a smile!

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I got “Bonopoly” last Christmas, it's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names...

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Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from ‘Mum & Dad’ when they have no idea what it is they have bought them…

Dads watching kids open Christmas presents from ‘Mum & Dad’ when they have no idea what it is they have bought them…
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I'm releasing a Christmas single this year called 'Lets all Feed the World and let them know its Christmas Time'.
People ask me how I get away with Plagiarism, I tell them it's as simple as ripping off a Band Aid.

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Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…

However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

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I’m going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...

I just can’t see myself wearing it.

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I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day.

Roll on Monday!

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Today is 🌍 And it’s time for action.

Take that first step to getting help. Or share this post and help us reach someone who really needs to see it 💙

Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay 🌍 And it’s time for action. Take that first step to getting help. Or share this post and help us reach someone who really needs to see it 💙
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As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your Mental Health please know you’re not alone. Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health.

All On The Board

As lonely as it feels when you’re struggling with your Mental Health please know you’re not alone. Today is World Mental Health Day, but every day we should talk about our mental health. #WorldMentalHealthDay #MentalHealth @allontheboard
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