Limmy (@DaftLimmy )


Bio Livestream jester:
Location In your stupid heid
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Account created 13-11-2010 20:31:30
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Android : You ask anybody who knows me, ask them what I'm like. Ask them to say various words to describe me. And one word will always come up.


TweetDeck : I shouldnae be this fit, I just shouldnae, it disnae make sense. But I'm too stupid to follow the rules. You know me. You should know me by noo. Aff ma fuckin nut.

TweetDeck : My thighs are fucking rock hard. I have the heartrate of a world class athlete, even when I've been sitting on my arse for 6 months. Takes me fucking no time to get back in action. I could fucking belt it along, faster than you, longer than you.

TweetDeck : Look, as I said before, I'm not trying to break any speed or endurance records. If I was, I'd cycle any of yous under the table. I used to cycle Glasgow to North Queensferry (50 miles) on my hybrid, in my denims, along a bumpy, muddy canal path, against the wind. Nae borra.

Buffer : Do you want to see me blow people's heads right off in the wild west? Then watch me LIVE right now!