LITTLE VERMONT INN LITTLE VERMONT INDIE BOOKSTORE!! READING RETREAT HEADLINED BY KATHERINE ARDEN?!?!

One hour ago my 20 minute, single stop Amtrak ride stopped in the middle of the woods due to an obstruction on the track. At what point do I begin drafting a locked-room train themed mystery novel?

Hunting for a missing short story ⚠️

There's a short story written for what I believe was a zombie/horror anthology. It was about zombies that were 'activated' by attending a specific Grateful Dead show. I think the author might have connections to Vermont. Any guesses?

I'd literally never let Obama on the aux

Conspiracy theory: the yellow bird footage was not originally filmed for Daylight. They had it, saw the fans loving it, and figured they could just use it in this MV instead of scrapping it all together. They had Harry ride around on the bike in the same outfit for continuity 🤷‍♀️

Breaking: UPS BOWS TO TEAMSTER PRESSURE, NEGOTIATIONS TO RESUME NEXT WEEK

Quick shoutout to the good people at Universal Pictures for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.

“(Chapman) is carefully, skillfully, creating a body of bold, uncompromising fiction unlike anyone else. The latest book, WHAT KIND OF MOTHER, is perhaps his most audacious to date.” Man oh man, this one hits me. Read the review at Cemetery Dance here: bit.ly/44sNH4k

I am yet again begging people who change their last name to keep the maiden name somewhere in the social media handle. I don't know who any of you are and I certainly can't stalk your wedding when I will NEVER remember your new last name.

Here's the Wonka trailer but with Gonzo as Willy Wonka.

Niche tweet warning ⚠️

If I ever play Survivor I will do it in such a way that forces them to break out the Coach Wade eagle caw, I promise you that

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Keep your money in your community so these stores can be here for years to come.

Close the book on Amazon and buy your books from your local bookstore or online at Bookshop.org this Prime Day 📚

If you're still here... buy books online from us and not that other guy. Thank you.

C’mon guys it’s me Matt Damon, from We bombed a Zoo

I know everyone thinks they have the cutest birthday but like im sorry june 25???? you cant get any cuter. its giving summer solstice, its giving smack middle of the year, its giving my half birthday is on christmas!! its perfect!!!