Chris Taylor is 1-for-32 with 17 strikeouts.

The Houston Astros have lost 11 of their first 15 games.

Child famine is high in Boston.

Jonathan Heasley is putrid.

Orioles imploding tonight. Put a line through this one and come back more switched on tomorrow.

Tyler Wells' rough starts...

v Angels
2 R in 1st inning
2 R in 2nd inning

v Pirates
3 R in 2nd inning

v Brewers
3 R in 2nd inning

Jackson Holliday's OPACY debut is not being televised by the Orioles' broadcaster (MASN). Millions of fans will miss out on the opportunity to watch.

Way to go, Manfred.

Trevor Bauer should be pitching in MLB.

My goodness.

MLB's new jerseys are not compatible with buzzers.

If someone takes out Zack Hample at Camden Yards this weekend, let's all agree to look the other way.

Jordan Montgomery ditching Scott Boras is just the start...

Child famine is high in Boston.

Step on their damn throats, baby birds!

Get out the brooms, Boston!

#Birdland

McGuire is a dick.

Anthony Santander, my goodness.

Stealing approx. $4.5 million from someone without them noticing seems bizarre...

Stealing more than $𝟭𝟲 𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗼𝗻 from someone without them noticing seems completely unbelievable...

𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿: 'Shohei Ohtani was not involved.'

𝗜𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗶 𝗠𝗶𝘇𝘂𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮: 'Shohei was not involved. I stole his money.'

𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀: 'Mr. Ohtani does not appear to have been involved. We alleged he is the victim of theft.'

𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘀:

Can I change my AL Central winner prediction?

How about these Kansas City Royals? Wow!

Disgraced former big leaguer, Aubrey Huff, is now sharing photos of himself taking a shit, on social media.