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Daniel Friedman

@DanFriedman81

Author of mystery novels, including DON'T EVER GET OLD, nominated for the Edgar, Anthony and Thriller awards. Winner of the Macavity award.

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Several people I tremendously admire followed my account recently, and I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of them, but at the same time, I really want to tweet some dirty jokes about “The Golden Bachelor.”

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Just because she directed the movie and wrote the screenplay, racists are saying it’s her fault the movie is bad.

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No, this is not a porno, it is an Ed Helms/Jennifer Garner Christmas comedy from Netflix, but I can see how you might make that mistake.

No, this is not a porno, it is an Ed Helms/Jennifer Garner Christmas comedy from Netflix, but I can see how you might make that mistake.
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I love this guy. “Sure, I stole everything that wasn’t nailed down, but what about that guy over there who pulled a fire alarm? How come nobody’s talking about that anymore?”

He’s like a real life Hamburglar.

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What does it even mean that Jesus was a 'Palestinian Jew'? Does she think that Arab Muslims are the descendants of the Jews who lived there at the time of the Second Temple? There is not a single 'Palestinian Jew' today.

What does it even mean that Jesus was a 'Palestinian Jew'? Does she think that Arab Muslims are the descendants of the Jews who lived there at the time of the Second Temple? There is not a single 'Palestinian Jew' today.
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