Tory MP Natalie Elphicke has defected to the Labour party.

Here she is in 2021 suggesting Marcus Rashford missed a penalty because he spent too much time pursuing free school meals.

My wife said she's going to leave me in the morning because I'm obsessed with Wham!
I said, 'Wake me up before you go go!'

Full album of pics from Hamburger SV v FC St. Pauli are here if you want a look: facebook.com/media/set/?van…

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🤩 The league champions finish the season with another great win!

A Finn Flanagan hat-trick after Dan Organ’s first-half opener sees Stags cap off 23/24 in style. 🎯

👊 Congrats on an outstanding campaign, lads!

#Stags 🟡🔵

Tory MP, Sally Ann Heart, saying those with learning disabilities should be paid less. So disabled people should just be used as cheap labour?! She carried on, despite audible disdain from the crowd.

Evil bastard.

THIS is why Tories are called scum.

Jimmy Saville and Boris Johnson prove that the British are awful judges of character, and can be easily fooled by shit hair cuts. No wonder Brits are just sitting there doing fuck all whilst their country is dismantled around them.

Mansfield Town have announced their retained list following their promotion season.

Callum Johnson, John-Joe O’Toole and Anthony Hartigan will all leave #Stags this summer.

📸 - Dan Westwell

Manchester United Hello, play against us, please 🙏 🇸🇲

Bargain!

For this years walk we have gone posh.

Again all proceeds go to Haywood’s House.

🏅 Jo Potter - SWPL 1 Manager of the Year winner
🏅 Rachel Rowe - SWPL 1 Player of the Year
🏅 Mia McAulay - SWPL 1 Young Player of the Year winner

💙 Three awards for the team at the PFA Scotland awards last night.

💙 Rabbi Matondo has been voted the PFA Scotland Goal of the Season.

This is the fourth successive National League Promotion Final to go to extra-time...

Tense

🎯 | Fábio Silva