ARSE!

Lots about Charles & Kate in hospital but nobody's talking about Camilla's operation to have her face removed. She's just got a ball of fur for a head now 😭

Reminiscing about my achievements in 2023. Here's some photos I took of the payment machine at the car park every time I left before the end of the free 15 minutes they give you as evidence that I didn't have to pay. Such happy times.

A recent shout out from Steph for my flaps...

#StephsPackedLunch #GoodbyePackedLunch

And just this week a lifelong ambition to be a hugely successful and popular male model on the television came true. It was gratifying to be able to share my athletic physique with the world and it's a gift I feel very thankful to have been blessed with.

#StephsPackedLunch

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With one slight tweak, this campaign could work

This old vid of mine is getting some renewed traction for some reason 🤔

Oh no you don't

This was just on local news in a VT about Scunthorpe FC. Beautiful work.

A sign of desperate times when churches want body parts instead of money.

My facility for detecting sarcasm is being severely tested here

This was the funniest live comedy show I ever did see. Worth rugby tackling anyone who already has a ticket.

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Destiny's Sunak (aka 'I've Scrapped It' or 'Seven Bins')

I made this and now I'm not sure if there's any point in making anything else ever again 🍈

Man realises he has been overcharged by £15,000 for a plant pot at Wilkos.

He looks like he’s having a piss on the No. 10 door