me: i would like to buy a meal deal

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy a funeral

co-op: okay

me: i'd also like to buy tickets to a gig i'm never gonna see

co-op: ur not gonna believe this

just found this and thought it should be here considering Jerry Seinfeld's recent comments

Couple of cunts sticking together

Regardless of anyone in Scotland’s political view we all surely unite in detesting this smarmy, arrogant shite.

If you don’t know who any of them are then that is your problem you are thick and ignorant.

Can’t believe this app is free

'What a load of absolute rubbish' 🔥

Broadcaster Lesley Riddoch was on fire as she took down Andrew Neil and Nick Ferrari's claims about 'basket case' Scotland this morning.

Could just be that she's a bit of a cunt

It’s nearly May and it’s 11°C, we have two Tory parties, no-one’s had a proper pay rise since 2008, and Ketchup costs more than a bottle of plonk happy to help x

this is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen 😭😭 whoever made this deserves an award

You can have your Labour membership revoked for liking a tweet, attending a meeting or watching a film, but if you’ve been a Tory MP for 14 years, and a junior Minister while the NHS was trashed, you’re welcomed with open arms. No principles.

My jaw DROPPED when I got it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Graham Linehan Can't get you fired Graham, you're so unemployed you couldn't even get a musical going.

I'm not religious, so bear with me here, but aren't you praying to an omnipresent, omniscient figure? Then why the fuck would a prayer outside a women's healthcare facility be more effective for you than praying anywhere else, such as at home?

It's the harassment bit. Of course.

A reminder: during the last leadership campaign Forbes was revealed as believing that a minority group (in this case gay people) don't deserve the same rights as her.

Dan Poulter was an ex junior dr of mine and literally brought in every policy that has destroyed the NHS

He is joining the Labour Party so that post election he can be a medical advisor to the next Labour government.

It worries me what advice he will give

Keir Starmer if…

...fucking hell

“Just do half and see how you go on”

Fucking bootlicker

Mad how you ran the length of Africa, probably saw the most incredible things but also the most extreme poverty, and then ran straight into the arms of a bloke who announced he’s cutting benefits for millions of people this week.