@DaveChappelle
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calendar_today16-03-2012 11:53:45
11 Tweets
1,1M Followers
21 Following
Oprah Winfrey
Marwan
Dead tired and an idiot.
clinton pickens
Actor. Comedian.
nadir
Pity the Nation
Rany Jazayerli
Dermatologist. Occasional sportswriter. Weekly podcaster. Father of four girls. Muslim.
1 decade ago
This account has been hacked. I'm deeming it officially bogus. Sincerely, Chappelle, David K
Why'd twitter change my picture to an egg?
I can't think of anything provocative to tweet, and yet, I must continue... Must...keep....tweeting.
Does anybody read this? Let's get to 100 followers. Shout out to the magnificent 11.
I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem. (sarcasm)
Like I have anticipated- my following has more than doubled to eleven people. The power of visualization....
I am up to 4 followers! It's been a great ride!
As promised- here's a staged candid shot of me having deep thoughts whilst on my motorcycle.
Going to top 80 degrees here in OH today. I'll be on my motorcycle. Man, am I edgy! I'll post a picture of how dope I am.
I would have put David Chappelle as my name, but it was taken. F'n impostors. This is my second tweet ever. Can I follow myself?
Chinese Riddle:If a man does not tweet does he exist?