“the famous and mandatory line AND THE WINNER IS” is really fucking me up.

Whoa- thank you!

The fact this is not unanimously Tony Randall is so dangerous for our democracy.

A very 1996 VMAs Coachella!

This is the one though

Certainly had his flaws, but a solid cast member #OJ

OJ Simpson taught me it was OK to be weird.

Y’all it’s because any number between 1 and 10 when multiplied by 9 is either going to be 9 or a two-digit number that adds up to 9. It’s not that scary.

Poetic DaveHolmes.bsky.social on Dave and Buster's:

'It's a carnival midway that never moves to the next town, and there’s a bar in it.' esquire.com/food-drink/res…

The most important work of my career. esquire.com/food-drink/res…

Introducing our April digital cover, starring #JerrodCarmichael . The comedian's new HBO show is unlike anything ever seen on TV—but what are the consequences? Over two days in L.A., he weighs the stakes with DaveHolmes.bsky.social. “I'm just a little sensitive to the whole thing,” he says.

Why aren’t you watching Jake (the 80s & 90s never ended in my world) Rudh right now? twitch.tv/djjakerudh

We don’t need to keep saying “elite 8.” It’s goofy and it’s not canon.

Hey, sorry you don’t know anything about public speaking, but when you have a planned end time, you stomp off angrily right then, without a closing statement as simple as “thank you and goodbye,” it’s just common practice, you idiots

READ THIS.

Buddy, it’s already your whole obituary.