Every now and then I think about the time a newspaper thought the best way to report on a failed terrorist plot at the 1998 World Cup was to DRAW A CARTOON OF IT!

What just happened in Rangers vs Hibernian is a thing of beauty

Have to admire love2stay Shrewsbury for charging £7.50 a pop to look at some IBCs 😂😂

Joey Barton: Tell us your wife's left you without telling us your wife's left you.

£6 (SIX)

I went for a haircut today and the lady shaved my ear hairs. Didn't ask for it. She clearly just felt it needed doing.

With just FIVE days to go until Fireworks Night, we've produced a handy 10-point guide to the event, covering timings, what to expect, and parking.

Find it below - and don't forget the event is all-ticket this year! No tickets will be sold on the gate.

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Lay in bed with a stinking cold whilst the builder installs a RSJ directly below me. Sub optimal.

They built a statue of your mom in Sicily

Terrific day! Our players and supporters did the club proud. 🙌🏆😍

Hold on...is Botham questioning Stuart Broad's gender in this tweet? 🧐

CC: Michael Nadal

Gutted at the news. I can only do two passable celebrity impressions and Huw Edwards was one of them. Just FW De Klerk left now. 🙄

Disgrace.

Unbeaten at lunch, Duckett and Crawley make their way into the Long Room.

Critics Say Submersible Should’ve Been Tested With Poorer Passengers First bit.ly/42PJPsp