#ARSAVL Piers, your boys are taking a hell of a beating! 🤣

'Labour will build four new nuclear submarines, but only one will be registered as Angela Rayner's main home'

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph

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All the Lefties who demanded Boris resign over a piece of cake are now saying 'Oh come on, it's only three and a half grand'.
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Climate cultists block the wrong driver.

Degrees from Oxford and Cambridge, five years as a TV anchor, two years as a presidential advisor.

James O'Brien: “No background.”

If he can't be bothered to check Eylon Levy’s LinkedIn, it makes sense that he would parrot Hamas talking points without bothering to do a simple…

How to deal with cyclists, for dummies... 🤣

REVEALED: The Fifty Worst People in the UK Today.
James O'Brien, Gary Lineker, Dr Shola, Sadiq Khan, Scheming Sturgeon, Carol Vorderman, Tony Blair, Slippery Starmer, Owen Jones and India Willoughby make the top ten.
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Jamie James O'Brien Personally I think James O'Brien would make a great human punchbag but each to their own

#Corrie Swain's face was an absolute picture!

Rock musician Steve Harley dies age  73 following battle with cancer
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#Corrie Roy going equiped? Gawd help us!

if nolan isn't busy writing a massive 2+ hours long movie with cillian murphy as the lead then what's the fucking point

Things that never happened but @stillberto has provided one of my favourite responses ever..

Told my wife the awful news Richard Lewis had died. She said, 'Oh. But he never looked well though did he?'
What?
'No, I mean he always looked like his time was up.'
I realised this is a very Larry David (and correct) response.
#CurbTruth

#Corrie I somehow like Tracy even more now!

Cyclist who reported Range Rover driver for using his mobile phone at the wheel accused of breaking the law | Evening Standard standard.co.uk/news/crime/cyc…

EXCLUSIVE: Metropolitan Police Investigation of Dan Wootton Finds No Evidence, Met Decides No Further Action order-order.com/2024/02/21/exc…

Scoring in 37 matches in a row and counting 💪🔥

What an achievement for Tottenham Hotspur! ⚽️

I am so sad that my dear friend Steve Wright has passed away. He was a great broadcaster and we just loved one another’s company. I was shocked at the news and will miss him terribly.

BlkCab_Lost property Has anyone. Dropped at T4 LAP about 20 mins ago found a small bag containing documents, passports etc? Fella is besides himself - left it in a taxi! I have his cipontact details + PLEASE RETWEET thank you