so much do to…so little coffee :(

me when my phones dead on the toilet and i only have the memories of funny tik toks

798 days ago, Iowa WBB set a Big Ten Network WBB viewership record, with 164k tuning in for their game against Ohio State.

Yesterday, 18.7 million people tuned in for the national title game against South Carolina.

Grew. The. Game.

“Shoot, Edit, Post” is the “Live, Laugh, Love” of this generation.

the moment of fear when you look at your phone and it’s open to your last text thread and you’ve been recording a voice memo for 30min now

but HOW COOL would it be if the earth was flat? i’m gonna find 6 guys/girls who believe in flat earth and have someone blind date them

y’all ever have virgin mimosas?! they’re delicious!!!

man i hope no one actually texts me or DMs me anything serious because im gonna think it’s a joke today. i’m not trusting anything anyone says

she’s so petty she stranded her EX in a different country 😨😨

this was made for J. David Alvarez

'I've got my School Of Rock.'

last 24 hours before show w/ my papo
J. David Alvarez

youtu.be/diQdQ8hwTD4?si…

a lot of people don’t know but i do the background vocals for my papo Nezza. go watch

to whoever actually goes back to those tweets they bookmarked to learn something…you’re better than us

if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my Lisan Al Gaib

me: idk why but when i say “breast” i give myself the ick. that’s why i just say “tit” instead

waiter: sir you cannot order the “chicken tit”

to everyone asking “what’s the weather like down there?” ….. please stop