This was the 18th school shooting of the year in America... We’re only 45 days into 2018.

A monthly interview series, beginning January 12. #MyNextGuestNeedsNoIntroductionWithDavidLetterman

Remember; depression is a flaw in chemistry, not in character.

I feel like nobody is taking Net Neutrality seriously so let me explain how bad it is.
The government is trying to tax the internet. Voting takes place THIS WEEK and if passed it’ll be implemented as soon as JANUARY 2018. This is what using internet w/o #NetNeutrality looks like:

I bought 3,500 bitcoin in 2011 for $2.78 each. I will pick 50 random people who retweet this and give one to each of you. Merry Christmas 🎅 #Bitcoin

20th Annual #TwainPrize

Your #Thanksgiving turkey dinner, in reverse.

This is a real tweet. From our President. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…

Married for 6 years. She wanted a divorce. Instead she hires a hitman for 2k to kill him. Hitman turns out to be friend of husband and rats to husband. Husband fakes murder and sends pics to cops for evidence. They investigate and she’s now serving 20 years in jail. This is wild. twitter.com/thesun/status/…