The fucking creep at the LA Times calling LSU basketball players porn sluts deserves to have his kneecaps piped.

I have an 18 year old daughter, and if someone ever spoke about her that way, I would go fucking feral upon them.

Dude saw what happened with Ohtani and learned English in 2 weeks. Respect to him.

Me, setting my alarm before bed at 8:48pm: “and if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it”

I don’t know who needs to hear this but prayers and spells are the same thing.🔮

Brett Kavanaugh Rules Against Loan Forgiveness Plan Citing Precedent That All Debts Mysteriously Vanish bit.ly/3JzJL9l

The year is 2016. I’m listening to a secret recording of Donald Trump that proves his horrendous moral character beyond a shadow of a doubt and will surely cost him the upcoming election.

The year is 2023. I’m listening to a secret recording of Donald Tru-

man was worried about the wrong acronym

NOT out on $500,000 bond, that’s for sure.

Blocking every blue check mark I see 🤷‍♀️

No more blue check mark, but at least my space ship didn’t explode this morning

Took my kids -the next generation of Red Sox fans- to the happiest place on earth. My daughter is a walking City Connect jersey.

Famous Historical Photos Recreated By The Simpsons 📸

-a thread

A Tornado Warning is in effect for a part of Ventura County until 8:30 PM. Expect damage to mobile homes, roofs, and vehicles.

Getting into the elevator after a smoker was just in it reminds me of how proud I am to have quit nearly two and a half years ago.

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

me, awkwardly biding my time with other sports until baseball returns

Do people pay for feet pictures if you have like super weird looking little hobbit-esque feets? Asking for a friend who wants to know if there’s a market for my feet.

Is there a way to block every chud who is paying for Twitter?

Here comes Crocodile Deathspeed!