i suck at applying pressure. are we vibing or am i disturbing you?

Instablog9ja There comes a new 'first date' question.

'Are you a Wizkid FC or 30BG?'

Well, if you're any of them, you're cancelled.😭😂

Court Bars MultiChoice From Increasing DSTV, GOTV Tariffs

There is no such thing as 'Hoe phase'. You can't be a serial killer for 5 years and say 'I'm not a murderer anymore'.

It is in your blood!

Gist with Smallie: Deluxe edition 🔥

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I don’t know if it’s the fuel scarcity but the way people are fighting for fuel at the filling stations is the same way Afrobeats artistes are beating one another on Twitter today.

Wear your bullet vest as we navigate the battlefield.

I fit dey madly in love with you make you no know at all. Na composure.

Unemployment stress hits differently at night and Monday morning when everyone are reporting to work. God intervene 🙏

Here's a thread of Job Opportunities ❤️🫶🫂

“Earn in usd, live in nigeria” no see fuel buy since morning 💀😂

Drop your handles let's follow you

Do whatever makes you happy no be for wetin go kill you oo.

10 INDICATORS YOU'RE A REAL INTROVERT & COMPLETELY PROUD OF IT:

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Those who leave everything in God’s hands, will eventually see God’s hand in everything.

bye my worst fear is being broke

Having your own money is so cool because you can do whatever you want, whenever you want and however you want.

I'm not ashamed to say I love cleaning and cooking for a man that deserves it. You take care of me, I'll take care of you even more.

rihanna, but as you keep scrolling she gets older, cuntier and more successful: a cute thread 🥺💗

Does it mean no one is currently using modified Whatsapp?

Any meeting without food and takeaway should be done online transport too cost abeg🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️