lol when your brother is a bitchy teenage girl

@Dillbert0__o okay good 😘

@Dillbert0__o do you really need me to?

Why can't I charge my car like I charge my phone?

What made me think commuting would be fun

If I don't get housing I'm gonna cry

@kelllylinehan lmao no one

My babies won't cry because they're going to be so well behaved

But I love when a pretty rich girl rolls through in a nice car, it just makes me want to be her friend #tmlt

McDonald's attracts the strangest people

I hate when weird and ugly people talk about sex

@DeirdreMcGrathh I'd pay to see that

I love vanilla ice cream

Just watched a guy pick through a dumpster #lol

Someday when I have kids, they're gonna all have their own cars, the best clothes, and NOT go to public school.

I've been up for 4 1/2 hours and I already wanna go back to bed

I used to love gossip, but now I don't want to know anything about anyone

😒

I hate feelings and I wish I didn't have any