It’s snuggling time! Or is it?

How to start a fight in the group chat:

Drop this and then leave for a few hours.

Archie has three settings:

1. Cuddle
2. Attack inanimate object
3. Attack animate object (me)

Me: *turns on a classic rock playlist, looking for good vibes for the 20 minutes I need to go through physical therapy exercises at home*

Stairway to Heaven: “I’ve got you covered for about half that time*

Me: “Thanks, pal!”

I mean, Julius Caesar died surrounded by his closest friends. What more could anyone want?

I misread this as suggesting that SETH is an acceptable singular non-gendered form of address

Me: *pops a can, relishing that glorious hissing sound, whispering* “I’m in my SPAM era.”

I'm part of a group trying to film an actual play session of Dustin Patrick Winter's delightful game Against the Gloom and, in true adults-playing-TTRPGs-fashion, scheduling the session has been the biggest hurdle.

kickstarter.com/projects/scryp…

At work today, I'm taking minutes from a recorded meeting, which is not the most fun task for a number of reasons. But I'm trying to make the most of it with sentences like, 'The presenter points out a predicted pinch point at a particular pole.'

Can't stop won't stop.

The bread as a statement necklace pigeon is perfect and I love them

Living with a parrotlet summed up in 5 seconds

I would like to give myself a little pat on the back. I’m sick today from a nasty medication issue AND got some devastating news that sent me spiraling into the Pit of Despair.

But I’ve been challenging those negative thoughts and turned my anger into making zeppole instead.

Beep flying over to send you some love! 💗

Happy Valentine's Day! 🧡

Menace 2 society

When I had a grill, I grilled in winter, too! Look, there's nothing like chicken thighs with crispy skin and a hint of char. Nothing indoors can compare.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a bride to stalk the night by his side for all eternity.

Bruce is the best, and no I will not elaborate

Too early for pancakes?

When it comes to late night snacking, the goal is often to find a flimsy excuse to convey as much mustard as possible into my mouth.

Cheese? Crackers? Pretzels? Whatever works.