I just came up with a really good joke about dementia but I forgot it

You are asleep for 1/3 of your life.

Despite this?

Most people are UTTERLY IGNORANT regarding mastering their dreams.

I don’t think you even remotely realise how great the potential of lucid dreams… infinitely access your subconscious. ALL CHEAT CODES ACTIVATED.

When correctly programmed to help you get what you want… your subconscious mind is the most fucking powerful ally you could ever imagine.

Freud

It is impossible to help somebody who refuses to accept responsibility.

You are choosing every single thing you’re experiencing.

And MOST people are completely unwilling to come to terms with that fact.

What I love about this app is that a single well-timed post has the capacity to change your whole life

Most people confuse being lazy for being distracted. You know how to work hard. You know how to apply effort. The only things stopping you from doing so, are the millions of little things beckoning your attention every second.

Remove distraction = magically, no longer lazy

Obviously not fresh because she isn’t being forced to get an abortion

What people fail to realise is

In the pursuit of trying to fit in, and be more like everyone else… they are actually erasing their own unique advantages gifted to them by their genetics

Nobody can ever beat you at being you

Strongest play you can ever make is yourself

Yuge cock?

Wear gray sweatpants when u go out next time

Women love it

Stares for days

You did not incarnate here for the purpose of being pleasant toward other people’s senses.

Focus

is less about addition
And more about subtraction

Fuck off every single thing that does not align with your desired outcome. And watch what happens.

If you’re currently suffering from low motivation levels… where you just can’t be bothered to find the energy for things etc

Do me a favour
Be a scientist, and run this little experiment.

For the next 7 days:
5-10 large garlic cloves (raw)
1-2 Tablespoons of cayenne pepper

As…

30 year plan.

PEOPLE OFTEN ACCUSE OTHERS OF THAT WHICH THEY THEMSELVES ARE GUILTY.

ISN’T PSYCHOLOGY FASCINATING?

(Yes, unfortunately some people actually need to be told this…)

I'm not kidding you, you should BREAK the radio in your car

Yeah your car will probably lose $2k in value and you'll have to deal with your own thoughts,

But you'll cultivate peace, insights, and eventually you'll just solve anything you'd like because you're not distracted

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, doxing the full name and date of birth of your newborn child on social media for likes

Is insanely stupid. Keep it within the family gc.
You idiot.

High standards are the best of blessings and worst of curses.

Your own mind will force you to live in an extreme reality and severely punish you every time you stray from it.

Few.

Have you ever had an idea…
And then (for whatever reason) you chose not to act upon it…

AND LATER, YOU SEE SOMEBODY DOING/SAYING THAT EXACT SAME THING???

You don’t have ideas.
Ideas have you.

And if you fail to bring them to life? They’ll find someone else who will.

ALWAYS.