How do you tell someone to fuck off, but in a nice way, but also using the words fuck off?

I'm over here trying to connect to the unknown, hbu.

Everything should come with a side of cake.

Nothing makes you happier than just knowing that someone you care about feels happy

Who you are when you think there’s a bug on you is the real you.

It's not always your fault, some people are just awful.

I don’t know what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has a cone around its neck.

The first 45 years of a child's life are the most important to their physical and cognitive growth.

Twitter is a journey, not a destination.

I only text first when I have something to say

I’ve never met a windshield wiper speed that understands me.

No no babe, don't touch the Precious Moments figurines.

The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.

The secret to a happy life is being too stupid to realise how fucked up everything is.

Lawnmowers should explode if they’re started before 10am.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books.

Dear Universe, I would like more snuggles and less struggles. Please and thank you.

Feelings fade but memories are forever. If you ever forget anything else I've said before, please remember that.

Maturity is acknowledging the fact that feelings tend to fade with time but memories tend to linger for all eternity.