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Derek R. Audette

@DerekAudette

12 feet tall, porous surface, Grand-Master Accubationist. Very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson? ...Back off, Man! I'm an #artist.

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Do you ever feel like life is a costume party, but nobody told you and you showed up in your regular clothes?

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The same man who is currently campaigning to be President is also campaigning to be legally recognized as being immune from prosecution for crimes he commits when he becomes President.

If the perilousness of that doesn't immediately hit you, read it over & over until it does.

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Was thinking about vacationing in Carcosa this year. Bummed that I can't get a direct flight from here - the best that's available has a 12 hour layover in Arkham, Mass. 🙁

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Trump supporters tacitly admitting that had E. Jean Carroll been more attractive, Trump raping her would be understandable to them:

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Weird fact: During a certain period in ancient Saxon culture, when a new Jarl (leader/king) came to power his underlings would pledge their fealty to him by publicly sucking his nipples.

Y'know, like the practice that Trump and the Republicans engage in figuratively now.

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Black current jam is truly the king of all jams. All other jams tremble and bow in the presence of its glory and greatness... I think to myself, as I eat this piece of toast thickly covered in black current jam.

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While Trump and Epstein keeps trending, no one is paying attention to the relationship between Trump and John Casablancas, another notorious child sex predator. This is a long article, but worth reading. Epstein even appears in it. theguardian.com/us-news/2020/m…

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If we keep letting immigrants into the country, next thing you know, we'll all be eating pizza, fried rice & tacos!

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About 10 years ago - give or take, I tweeted the below graphic. Twitter banned me until I deleted the tweet. I'm guessing Elon's X will allow it to now slide?

About 10 years ago - give or take, I tweeted the below graphic. Twitter banned me until I deleted the tweet. I'm guessing Elon's X will allow it to now slide?
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Keep in mind that if Trump manages to win back the presidency in 2024, Kamala Harris can just refuse to count the votes while Biden calls state electors and attempts to pressure them to 'find votes' or 'Just say' Biden won. Apparently, Repubs will have no problem with it.

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MAGAs don't 'love America.' MAGAs love a symbol in their mind that they mistakenly think is accurately representative of 'America'. But no America that resembles that symbol has ever existed in reality. Most of all of what America ever has been in reality... they HATE that shit.

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'He will take that stand on Monday. He will open himself up to whatever they want because he’s not afraid. People who are afraid cower. Trump doesn’t cower.' ~ Alina Habba Dec. 7th, 2023.

Long story short: Trump cowered.

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