Fly to Melbourne for a meaningless game? Yeah mate no problem

Play an FA Cup Replay midweek? How dare you?!

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It is turning out exactly as anticipated by those who thought about it a bit

The rather brilliant Led By Donkeys 👇

Dear Laura Kuenssberg
I'm disappointed. Given the state of the country's rivers and the parasites taking up residence in South West Water, I thought the alleged Environment Sec Steve Barclay would have been on your show
.......obviously, you need to find him first 😉
#BBCLauraK

Today's riddle: what is £120m richer than last year and doesn't give a shit about you?

When will the people of this country rise up and drag the bastards who are doing this and other crimes against our common good off to the jails they deserve to be in. (Terrible English but I am fucking angry.) theguardian.com/uk-news/articl…

I still can’t quite believe this happened. What does it say about our society?

Feargal Sharkey, 'Ofwat the regulator has already highlighted and confirmed. We have already paid them all of the funding they ever needed for 30 years to fix this problem.

'We should be asking where our money's gone and what's happened to it and how you fix it'

'Water

Thousands of people have taken part in protests at beaches, rivers and lakes across the UK amid a row over the state of the country’s waters

Downing Street declined to comment on Mr Sunak's latest appearance in the rich list, saying it was a 'private family matter'.

Not when he is the Prime Minister…..
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

'It's not just Devon: Map reveals faeces contaminated tap water has been detected in TEN areas of England and Wales as experts warn that ongoing cryptosporidium outbreak could spread.'

Is there anything that this industry can get right, anything?

dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

'Clean waters: Why was untreated sewage illegally pumped into Windermere?'

Me sir, me sir. ✋ Because United Utilities was too busy making £517,800,000 in profit and paying £340,000,000 in dividends to their shareholders.

Where do I collect my apple? 😎

bbc.co.uk/newsround/6901…

Afternoon folks, we're in desperate need of nappies, any brand, any size, if you can help we'd be super grateful. You can find details on how to donate here - woodstreetmission.org.uk/support-us/don… Thanks everyone, any shares appreciated too #Manchester #Salford #Poverty

This isn’t just any donation, this is a Marksy’s donation’…..
We recently received a wonderful donation of new clothing from the generous team over at M&S on Market Street. So many gorgeous items. What a treat. Thanks guys #Manchester #Salford #Poverty

Gordon Brown just seems like a thoroughly decent person to me

'Relations between journalists, journalism, media and government should always be bad. And never, on any account, allowed to get better,' pronounced Spectator chairman Andrew Neil last month.

But anyone who has been to a Spectator summer party – which Conservative prime

A most fabulous donation of books from the Cumming Group here in Manchester. A lovely selection of titles that are going to bring so much happiness to local children #BooksForever #Manchester #Salford #Poverty

The latest from Rishi Sunak is an attempt to terrify the country with 'dangerous, transformational' years and to try to present himself and his party as our only saviour. 🙄

Perfect Rishi Sunak appraisal👇
#PintSizedLoser

Bookmark these words for a General Election

#ToriesOut676 #SunakOut566 #GeneralElectionNow #Sunackered #ToriesUnfitToGovern #PintSizedLoser

“We’ve fleeced your grandparents, we’ve fleeced you and now we’re asking govt for permission to fleece your grandchildren. @Thameswater‘s approach to doing business.”

You're right. I did say it. 👇