Otter (Gnome de Plume)(@DinosaurBoogers) 's Twitter Profileg
Otter (Gnome de Plume)

@DinosaurBoogers

It's like shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.

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Jon(@ArfMeasures) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wife: ok but only if you don't overreact again
Me *setting up Pictionary* I won't

[Later]
Wife: it was a good drawing of a horse
Me *texting back from motel room* then why did you say a potato

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Sunshine Jarboly(@SunshineJarboly) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*takes a knee in front of kindergarteners*
one time in 1989 i ate some oysters that i bought at a gas station {i look them all severely in the eyes} & i haven't been seen since

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Boog(@bewgtweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: *carefully going around the victims body with chalk*

Detective: We don’t usually outline the balls

Me: oh I’m not a cop lol

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