I spent 4/20 the same way I've spent 4/20 plus every day I've been alive not smoking pot. One of the worst stenches in the world. BLEH!!!

I can't be the only person who's notice people on Ozempic becoming really skinny but their heads remaining fat. I know I'm not the only one who has noticed that.

Can't believe EXXXotica Chicago is taking place now. Can't believe EXXXotica is still a thing. Always looked forward to going to the shows now, I would rather be anywhere else. I just can't get into the majority of these new porn performers that entered porno in the last 5 years.

I personally wouldn't mind if some performers came out of retirement and start shooting scenes. Many of these younger performers just don't have any charisma or that boner-inducing factor. If you don't have that you shouldn't be shooting porn. Many of them don't do it for me.

So looking forward to reviewing the next wave of porn parodies said no porno reviewer ever.

I feel like the majority of porn girls with ink are really going to regret getting them in the future. What's cute in your 20s ain't cute in your 50s. Unless you're a genuine alt-porn chick from the oughts, porn girls need to stop getting ink. Most guys don't like it.

I notice porn girls don't really promote their Amazon wishlist anymore. That's a good thing. I've never bought something for a porn girl, and some of the ridiculous things you want your fans to buy you, I think some of you thought your simps were made of money. HA!

How come they don't make sorority-hazing porno anymore? C'mon porn producers, normalize sorority-hazing porn.

Maybe it's a good idea not to overdose so your family isn't left with a huge financial burden to take care of their adult child. Like, don't do drugs and you won't overdose. Good idea, right?

Time to submit names for porn hall of fame consideration. After 10 years, performers become eligible. Let's see, don't see any 2014 performers as HOF-worthy so I guess I'll submit performers from way back for consideration. The 2015 class doesn't look promising either.

I'm unable to watch #SuperBowl2024 but has crybaby Mahomes started complaining about how unfair the refs have been to him like, actually doing their job and calling out penalties against the Chiefs? What an interception tho!

Congratulations evilangelvideo and @vixen for all your recent XBiz and AVN Awards you won. Have enjoyed reviewing your titles the past year and look forward to reviewing your excellent product this year.

I wasn't at the AVN Awards nor am I viewer of trans porn but I would like to give props to the trans men who were nominated for trans performer of the year. Who are the guys that were honored, I wanna give them their flowers. Someone send me a list of trans men nominated for POTY

Can we expect the AVN Awards to begin late and go beyond schedule? People need to leave on time so they can shoot their customary, post-after award show sex scenes.

Jesse Jane defined what class is for adult performers in the 2000s. I met and interviewed her several times and played a role in bringing her to CHERI Magazine to be our sex columnist, which she served as for several years during my days there. RIP to a legend during her time.

I won't be there but I really hope the AVN Awards doesn't skimp out on featuring Max Hardcore in its In Memoriam segment, and everybody should applaud when his name comes up. He went to jail so you can shoot your own teen anal themed porn. The man is a legend. RIP Max!!

I just bought a smartwatch. With the big raise I received at work I decided to splurge and buy myself something nice. Ain't like I'm mismanaging my money by buying fancy cars and a big dream house like so many performers do. Those big checks stop all of a sudden.

The porn hall of fames are increasingly becoming similar to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame where incredibly mediocre talent are now being inducted. Guess we're running out of actual Hall of Fame level performers to induct. I don't see too many current performers being HOF worthy.