Ohh YES 😎 The only way to eat steak

Bacaro, Hawksmoor, Trattoria 51, Rudy’s, Zenn, Mowgli, Pho.

All you need IMO

30 tomorrow 🤮 old man now me people

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What happened to the days of just binning it and letting people report it as lost 🤣 I’d rather not have people knowing me card number

Do u not reckon getting your partners name tattooed is a bit like branding a cow and … maybe should not be allowed

No one’s ever asked to see my degree, you can either do it or you can’t

Wouldn’t change it though, uni was all about the experience 🤣

In fairness imagine the abuse they’d get for only allowing 18-30 year olds to have free movement

Thatcher’s Britain

Just got an email from someone saying their friend is an amazing dj and we should get them on. Fine…

The only problem is they’ve emailed it from their own email 🤦🏼‍♂️

Rishi Sunak today announced plans to review the fit note system for people who aren’t well enough to work, with a focus on mental health.

His speech continues a trend in recent rhetoric that is stigmatising, harmful, and inaccurate.

Boxpark VIP launch

Another big meeting for this today who are KEEN. People, I think we have landed with this 😎😎

I just couldn’t be arsed listing stuff for 2 quid anyway

Then moaning cos people are trying to barter 🤣

Just give it to a charity shop

I can’t see that smoking ban lasting you know. Every PM has this great idea. Johnson didn’t want any new petrol & diesel cars after 2035. By the time it becomes a problem, they are long gone

Someone used me bank card at about 3am at the golocal down the road but the most upsetting thing is me bank didnt think “oh that can’t be dom its a weekday”. They think i’m a week day piss head

You’ve either got a rich family or a fella that sells drugs to afford a starbucks every other day in uni. There’s no in between

Whatsapp changing the ‘Online’ O to upper case is annoying me

Why would they want to take control of everton and the debt pile when they can just wait for us to go into a pre pack administration as a brand new company. They’re not soft

Imagine the diseases he’s brought back in that beard. He should have been quarantined