Donald Chimp(@DonaldJChump) 's Twitter Profileg
Donald Chimp

@DonaldJChump

Half chimp, half jackass and yet, somehow, still far less primitive than Donald Trump and more evolved than the GOP. Been #NeverTrump since 2012

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calendar_today02-11-2012 18:18:02

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Right Wing Cope(@RightWingCope) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is a completely made up story. Olive Garden dress code doesn’t allow for dresses.

Huff stop lying, you’re pathetic and no one should take anything you say seriously.

This is a completely made up story. Olive Garden dress code doesn’t allow for dresses. @Huff4Congress stop lying, you’re pathetic and no one should take anything you say seriously.
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Jack E. Smith ⚖️(@7Veritas4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How are they krakening now, you ask?

Rudy Giuliani- facing disbarment; enters a proffer agreement with the DOJ

Lin Wood - retires; facing disbarment; under investigation for election interference

Sydney Powell - facing disbarment; under investigation for election interference

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Jack E. Smith ⚖️(@7Veritas4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Update: Alina Habba, Trump’s leading expert on the Presidential Records Act, finally got around to reading it and promptly quit all her cases.

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Donald Chimp(@DonaldJChump) 's Twitter Profile Photo

.Elon Musk, the self proclaimed “free speech absolutist”, has banned people from searching for the word “Threads” and from trending. It now directs you to crypto accounts cause he still wants you to fall for that too.

He’s a man child, like all the other rich right wingers 🙄

.@elonmusk, the self proclaimed “free speech absolutist”, has banned people from searching for the word “Threads” and from trending. It now directs you to crypto accounts cause he still wants you to fall for that too. He’s a man child, like all the other rich right wingers 🙄
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Jack E. Smith ⚖️(@7Veritas4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Irony: Lindsey Graham is on the verge of being indicted for conspiring with Trump, yet was booed by his own constituents for not being Trumpy enough.

Loyalty to a narcissist is a one-way street.

They’ll never learn.

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John Cleese(@JohnCleese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most people believe that it's impossible to move backwards in time

But the Supreme Court is set on returning us to
the 19th Century...

...by using a literal-minded approach to an 18th
Century document

Moral : Try not to deal with Fundamentalists

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😼(@dutchessprim) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let’s talk about this photo.

This photo was taken by Nauta (Trump’s aide) after he opened a storage room and found it.

Nauta then texted this photo to another Trump employee.

What’s redacted from this photo is information on at least one document labeled as “5 Eyes”.

What

Let’s talk about this photo. This photo was taken by Nauta (Trump’s aide) after he opened a storage room and found it. Nauta then texted this photo to another Trump employee. What’s redacted from this photo is information on at least one document labeled as “5 Eyes”. What
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Brian Krassenstein(@krassenstein) 's Twitter Profile Photo

7-step Plan for MAGA:

Step #1 read the indictment.

Step #2 reread the indictment

Step #3 pretend it was Hillary Clinton.

Step #4 as a Republican ask yourself your reaction.

Step #5 Ask yourself if you’re OK with Barack Obama storing nuclear secrets at his home or sharing

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I Shot Up With Lysol(@BlackKnight10k) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just remember as you read the indictment, there's not a single witness involved that's a Democrat. They're all Trump's handpicked people. His lawyers. His employees. Their communications. Photos. Everything. It's not a witch hunt.

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