Lea Ypi The Spectator Absolutely appalled to see this Lea. Your fascinating, beautifully crafted lecture was a hugely appreciated highlight of the College's cultural year, and we hope your memory of the event won't be tainted by an audience member using it to write something so crude and offensive.

Went to the hairdresser, said 'Do literally anything, any length, any style, dye it pink, I don't care' and she has given me the world's mumsiest bob.

This is revolting.

Just catching up with Masterchef and I'm sorry to say that someone has just served chicken in a fish caramel sauce.

Just told my youngest I'd had a journal article accepted and she's dancing around the room screaming: 'We're going to be RICH!' Oh, my sweet summer child.

Dear Fitbit Support I HATE the new sleep update.

It pains me that if you ask Alexa to play Cruel Summer you get Taylor Swift rather than Banarama.

I had forgotten my favourite OJ Simpson fact (probably my favourite fact), OJ Simpson was a sprinter before becoming an American footballer, he took part in a race in 1967 won by a British athlete who ran under 10.2s for the second time that year

That athlete, Ming Campbell

Anybody know what the lead time might be for a fashion photoshoot for something like Vogue and the piece actually appearing in print?

Love this one. So many discussions about our favourite shoes in the illustrations with my children over the years.

No I do not want to video call with YOUR friends when I have just got out of the shower thank you VERY much

Can anybody who knows Amsterdam suggest a sensible order to do these things in? Rijksmuseum, canal cruise, Dam Square, 9 streets

“Programmes such as the Higher Horizons partnership that helps learners in Stoke-on-Trent will have to cut half its staff and stop residential visits to universities for students from low-income backgrounds.” theguardian.com/education/2024…

It's Back to Basics all over again.

Who was that famous person who asked for recommendations of things to do in Amsterdam and got loads of great suggestions? I'd like to refer to that thread!

Saw one of these on the prom earlier and my friend said: 'Oh look, there's a Durex dog' and then we were unable to explain to the kids why we were laughing hysterically.

First day of hols, I need to sort three baskets of washing, bake a cake, make gravy, do dishwasher, etc etc so I'm reading trashy romance novels in bed.

I've never not been hungry enough to eat a slice of toast.