I should probably just delete this account. My feed has been an insufferable garbage fire of hate ever since Elmo took over Twitter. It's like my feed exists for the sole purpose of making me angry and increasing screen time so I can see the 0 advertisers still on the platform.

Remember when people thought Zendikar expeditions and other masterpieces were a defacto reserved list? It's so crazy seeing the prices on them plummet

No it's not, and anyone who thinks this is a problem doesn't understand how ChatGPT functions

I think we're all slacking by only listing 2-4 pronouns in our bios.

My pronouns are I, me, my, you, your, he, his, we, our, they, them, who, whom, myself, yourself, himself, their, anyone, anybody, thy, thou, thineself...there's more, but it's really very context dependent.

Happy International Men's Day! It's the day no guy actually gives a fuck about, other than to complain on International Women's Day that it doesn't exist.

I forgot that renovations were starting today. I am now unable to sleep, shower, use the bathroom, or work, and it sounds like hammers on the inside of my skull. This is literal Hell.

Being both manaflooded and mana screwed at the same time is the most miserable way to lose a match. Had a much better deck than my opponent, but drew all 9 forests before my second swamp. #MTG

When I was a kid, the right preached that America invented democracy. Now the right has been convinced that America isn't a democracy. Neither of those things were true, but it's a very bizarre shift.

Also, am I the asshole for wanting my Magic cards to look like Magic cards? Project booster fun is the worst thing Magic has ever done. They've devalued their product to the point that they now have to really in cards autographed by 'Chandra' to sell product 🙄 #MTG

Wow, so Lord of the Rings is actually Magic: The Gathering's attempt to destroy their game, right? Making the formerly rare surge foils super common now plus adding new serialized cards is such a shitty move on their part. #MTG

I see a lot of people complaining about the bonus card in the LotR secret lair. To those people I ask: why the fuck did you buy that garbage in the first place? #MTG

I hope to someday live in a world where TCGPlayer sellers realize that scotch tape is fine instead of using packing tape or masking tape, and that you should tape shut the toploader, not the penny sleeve. #MTG

Wow, Capture of Jingzhou already under $20. I knew it was coming, just figured it'd take a couple weeks. #MTG #MTG CMM

Commander draft continues to be the single most miserable experience in all of #MTG . I would rather spend an entire day playing Nexus of Fate mirror matches.

Wow, the daily DM limit is really, really low

Problems with my latest batch of TCGPlayer orders began before anything even arrived. Seller canceled and refunded an order with no explanation given, which is always fun. If you're out of stock or listed it wrong that's fine, just tell me at least.