My husband called my new button up a bowling shirt. Grounds for divorce?

Made a dumb mistake today, like seriously beginners level office email etiquette, right after talking with my therapist about how 'silly mistakes' are an ADHD symptom and am now shame spiraling. Also apologized to my boss about five times. What a bad day.

Bought some fancy art pens, so enjoy my cheerful crab.

I never get why Kaiden calls it cheating in ME:3 when he clearly dumps you on horizon in 2. Why does my Shepard have to apologize?

Got real sick and was hospitalized with sepsis a few weeks back. Now the thought of eating meat turns my stomach and actually doing so makes me nauseous. Can't find much googling this. Anybody else dealt with something similar?

First week on ADHD meds and I'm completing whole tasks? Multiple tasks in a single day?!? What is this magic?

Recovering from a cesarean fucking sucks. That's it, that's the tweet.

Am officially a mother of two now. Being conscious during my cesarean was a super weird experience, kinda like being jostled in a cart while not feeling all that much but baby and I are doing well.

I paid off my student loans by my mid-twenties ('only' 28k for state school, sister let me move in w/ her/pay min rent so I could slam most of my pay into the loans) and I am so, so happy for anyone who got relief.

Ellie told me yesterday that she has to keep talking all the time or a monster will steal her teeth. So if you needed a new curse in game, enjoy that one courtesy of my toddler.

Eight more weeks until I have my second child and very little house prep has been done. Gotta get a bassinet, more bottles, and rearrange kiddos room for her new bunk bed and mine to fit a bed for newborn. It's fine, right? Still plenty of time.

Was feeling proud checking out my little vegetable garden today, until a garter snake popped out from under my plant bed and ran over my feet.

Barely tweeting these days, though I was never particularly prolific. Pregnancy is hard and I am exhausted all the time.

Spent most of my birthday weekend having an allergic reaction to the air ducts in my house. Mid 30s off to a great start.

Have to agree with Alex that fifty episodes is a hefty number. Here's to the next fifty!

Adulthood is remembering you can make nachos literally whenever.

I spied my first itty bitty tomatoes this morning. Having my first vegetable garden is strangely rewarding.

Continuous heartburn since 9 pm last night. This is a planned and wanted child, but pregnancy sucks so much.

My little vegetable garden is beginning to bloom