Oh sorry we can’t send an officer to the accident for another few hours, all of our fat, racist, mouth breathing morons are too busy beating up college kids
Last night some asshole stalked and aggressively confronted S A M at the bluegrass show and he calmly told the fella the Latitude and Longitude coordinates of an undiscovered cave in Jackson county that could easily conceal the body of a slender 6foot man with a ponytail
josh brolin, looking slightly confused as snl comes back from commercial, sweeping his arm to introduce the musical act: ladies and gentlemen, homer. j. simpson. homer: and i’d give up forever to touch you,